© everlark

(Source: overhumor)


niqqaniall:

i’m 16 and i still walk up the stairs with my hands how do they expect me to learn algebra


thecompanionsdoctor:

My week is basically:

  • Monday
  • Monday #2
  • Monday #3
  • Monday #4
  • Friday
  • Saturday
  • Pre-Monday

  • math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
  • history test: the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
  • literature test: explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
  • physics tests: The aliens ate 3.4 doughnuts. Their crumbs fell to the Earth because of gravity. Calculate how many penguins are eating pancakes at the speed of light.

lunalize: All I want from life.

lunalize:

All I want from life.

(Source: creatingsummer)


I embarrass myself daily in front of everyone. 

laugh-addict:

In public I’m just like:

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But then I get home and in bed I actually think about what I did:

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And then I realize:

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(Source: epic-humor)


mrsmelchiorgabor:

this is what heterophobia would look like if it was real. if you believe that heterophobia is a real thing that exists, please watch this because you will see that it simply doesn’t exist, that it never has and never will. 

tbh I think everyone should watch this anyway because it’s very clever and very powerful


awkwardsituationist:

“world of averages” - composite images culled from thousands of individual portraits resulting in symmetrical average faces. 


James Franco just received his star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. is that a doll of himself omg

James Franco just received his star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.

is that a doll of himself omg

(Source: jamesfrancoforever)